Fluffy's Diary Exposed

Fluffy's Diary Exposed

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    Fluffy's Diary Exposed

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    Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary
    Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

    Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter
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    Gentleman,

    What you have just read, may be the last post we ever see from our friend Xelera if fluffy ever finds out about this, we should help hide him. Please, Xelera just keep your eyes and ears open for the pitter patter of 4 paws. :lol: :wink:
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    WOW that was the best read ever. Now i suggest the FBI Witness Protection Program for your own safety. Due to the release of this documentation you have just forfeited your life.
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    Never fear My ships are on the way. In the meantime, I have posted several measures that you can take to protect yourself.

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    Mate, I would grab every rifle you own and hide in the most easily defensible room in your house. Fluffy and her army will be coming for you now. Any of us read this had better do the same.
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    WOW WOW WOW :shock: :shock: Fluffy, a..chick? :shock: :shock:
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    Quote Originally Posted by becks
    WOW WOW WOW :shock: :shock: Fluffy, a..chick? :shock: :shock:
    Got that right fluffy is female!

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    Life Lesson: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

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    You sholud go hide in the local dog pound. It is not like you will be safe from Fluffy there, but thay may give you a early warning of your inpending doom. :lol:
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    Quote Originally Posted by becks
    WOW WOW WOW :shock: :shock: Fluffy, a..chick? :shock: :shock:
    Gawd I hope not.... :lol:
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