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Friends, shooters, gunaholics:

Have you ever wanted an expensive new rifle? And were you afraid that your new gun purchase would get you nagged out by your wife?

If so, then please listen up.

In your gun cabinet always store two or three cheap, crummy military surplus rifles. Old Moison Nagants and rusty Lee Enfields are perfect choices.

When you want a new Remington 700 or Steyr SSG, simply get rid of an old rusty rifle. Replace the rusty gun's spot in your safe with your new purchase.

When your wife counts your guns, the count will always be correct. That way she will never know about your new purchase.

This is a fine way to ensure domestic tranquility. And if you go to such lengths to avoid upsetting your wife, it also shows how kind and considerate you are.



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I'll take your "old rusty rifles" free of charge :wink:

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Give them to me you will :wink:

I wonder if the jedi mind trick works :?:

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You gotta kinda wave your hand as you say it...its hard to explain over the net.
 

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Can I have the rusty Enfield please?
 

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< prefers ka-bar to jedi voodoo stuff :p
 

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What happens when your wife checks the bank statement and notices a $1500 cash withdrawl? Some things just can't be blamed on heroin addictions.

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Scatch Maroo said:
What happens when your wife checks the bank statement and notices a $1500 cash withdrawl? Some things just can't be blamed on heroin addictions.

Scatch Maroo
Thats why you pick up the most beautiful cubic zurconium ring you can find and tell her you love her so much you got her yet another diamond ring. :twisted: That or intercept the mail and burn the bank statements. :)
 

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ekaphoto said:
Scatch Maroo said:
What happens when your wife checks the bank statement and notices a $1500 cash withdrawl? Some things just can't be blamed on heroin addictions.

Scatch Maroo
Thats why you pick up the most beautiful cubic zurconium ring you can find and tell her you love her so much you got her yet another diamond ring. :twisted:
:!: :lol: :!: :lol: :!: :lol: :!:

I spilled a lot of Diet Pepsi reading that one.

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um...you mean to tell me that you let your wife in your safe? :shock:

Just joking.........I have to admit, my wife is a good sport about it all. She views it more of an investment. Not like working on my "money pit" Jeep, thats another story............
 

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*** ahem **** "yes dear, its a review for Sniper Central"

(this site has its benefits)
:D

Actually, my wife is very good about it all, but most of my firearms purchases and activities really are for sniper central.

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Mel: Actually, my wife is very good about it all, but most of my firearms purchases and activities really are for sniper central.
^ Mele isn't fooling me so easily
 
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