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Friends, shooters, gunaholics:
Have you ever wanted an expensive new rifle? And were you afraid that your new gun purchase would get you nagged out by your wife?
If so, then please listen up.
In your gun cabinet always store two or three cheap, crummy military surplus rifles. Old Moison Nagants and rusty Lee Enfields are perfect choices.
When you want a new Remington 700 or Steyr SSG, simply get rid of an old rusty rifle. Replace the rusty gun's spot in your safe with your new purchase.
When your wife counts your guns, the count will always be correct. That way she will never know about your new purchase.
This is a fine way to ensure domestic tranquility. And if you go to such lengths to avoid upsetting your wife, it also shows how kind and considerate you are.
Mad.
Have you ever wanted an expensive new rifle? And were you afraid that your new gun purchase would get you nagged out by your wife?
If so, then please listen up.
In your gun cabinet always store two or three cheap, crummy military surplus rifles. Old Moison Nagants and rusty Lee Enfields are perfect choices.
When you want a new Remington 700 or Steyr SSG, simply get rid of an old rusty rifle. Replace the rusty gun's spot in your safe with your new purchase.
When your wife counts your guns, the count will always be correct. That way she will never know about your new purchase.
This is a fine way to ensure domestic tranquility. And if you go to such lengths to avoid upsetting your wife, it also shows how kind and considerate you are.
Mad.
