I'm sober again! It's a miracle!
It was a bad idea, like handloading a .22 cartridge, like playing "tag" with a police officer, like kicking that same police officer in the balls and shouting "You're it!" It was all a bad idea.
Now when I go to sleep, I can wake up and hope it was all a dream. It probably won't happen, all the bad **** that happens to me is always real, never a dream.
Regarding the troops:
- I hope they enjoy themselves but I also hope none of them pull the stunt I just did because then some bastard is going to give them a few new holes roughly 7.62x39 in size. I may not support Georgie, I may not support the war in Iraq, but I don't like seeing servicemen (Or -women) killed.