[muzzleblast]

Scatch had me lookin up "GlockTalk Ninjas" after his laughing fit, and I found some interesting stuff. I was having a "stuffy" morning but this sure cheered me up. Among other things...

1) this guy wears 3 trauma plates in the front of his vest, one on its back, and duct tapes another to HIS back.

2) His wife or companion or special life partner has a briefcase with a 300 wm Handi Rifle for tactical sharpshooting.

3) He is trying to armour himself enough to shield them both from multiple 308 hits while the Handi-Sniper can be assembled.

4) He's askin for G36s, PSG1s, and MP5k-PDWs for his Mall Cop "Three man tactical team"...

http://www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/gun ... nja_1.html


Ah heck, just read it, hope ya laugh as hard as I did

 

[mele]

Oh man, thats funny!

MEL

 

[muzzleblast]

now, is he joking? or is he insane?

Personally the idea of a mall cop on the ground soaking up 30 cal fire, throwing smoke grenades, and providing cover fire while his wife sets up the handi rifle is hilarious

 

[Duct Tape]

Im not sure whether hes just paranoid about terrorists or if hes planning some sort of assault somewhere.either way that guy is freakin nuts.

 

[muzzleblast]

I think the clinical term that the professionals use to describe his mental state is "Slap-ass crazy".

After I laughed I kinda got to thinkin....if he's real its scary.

Edit...for fans of that story I have discovered the clownshoe has inspired a website dedicated to him and his ilk

www.mallninja.com

you should see what he posts in other forums.

BOLO, people... he might show up here

 

[Yimmy]

re

That is friggin funny but really, the guy should no be in a position of authority...

 

[Jeff_850]

lol thats great
i know a few people like that
there not that bad... translation they do things like that as a joke

 

[spade]

If plan A is for you to take multiple rounds of .308 in your back, I would come up with a plan B.
Good luck.
Dispenser for Hire

Best Quote EVER!!!

 

[Scatch Maroo]

The Original Glock Talk thread:

http://www.glocktalk.com/showthread.php ... ht=Gecko45

 

[12twist]

With friends like that, who needs enemies??

Glad I shop online a lot.

 

[madgunsmith]

I think the guy is nucking futs.

Mad

 

[Cannon fodder]

HAHAHAHAH. So who has seen dawn of the dead? Remind anyone of a certain character in the mall? Hahahahah

 

[AK]

Ucking-Fay Uts-Nay.

 

[Kaz]

Gosh sound like a good idea to me. He did forget one scenario though, what if his opposition develops nuclear weapons? He'll have to try and find a way to get first strike capabilities and use mutually assured desctruction. But for what he's working on, I'd say camoflage a minigun by having it mounted in a wheelchair and operated by grandad. If he wants to get really creative he can install smoke dischargers on the PowerWheels inside KB Toys, that way he'll have more time to call in reinforcements (probably his mom) who can bring in the heavy artillery. What I propose his heavy artillery to be is a homemade rocket kit tipped with a special warhead comprised of a CO2 container off of a paintball gun that will spread smallpox particles over the enemy stronghold. I haven't figured out where to get the small pox yet though... :? And if all else fails, and how could anyone survive this onslaught, he chases them around saying "NI" and demanding a shrubbery. That's Monty Python for those who have never seen "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". This has to be a joke really, if it's not I'm not going to the mall anymore, too rough.

 

[muzzleblast]

Cannon, I had completely forgot about that man! Good old CJ LOL

Personally I think Gecko45 is 14SAREGOOD but thats just me

 

[scoutsniperx]

LMAO this one made me laugh. i cant belive someone could be that damn paranoid. WTF do mall security gaurds need anything more then a Tazer for. i could understand maybe a real sidearm and a concealed vest but that is just damn overboard.

 

[Hectorvictorious]

What really struck me funny was the way he kept trying to get everyone to take him seriously. I mean, if I had just told everyone that I was able to wear those "special" ninja shoes and climb walls, I'd be fairly understanding if people got a chuckle about it.
I want to talk to the person who hired this guy. Sounds to me like the shoppers need to worry more about being protected than being robbed.

 

[snowy]

Your hero

Supposedly these are pictures of the actual guy.

http://www.mallninja.com/gecko45.htm

There are a couple folks at my college who act sort of like this.

They themselves to general discussions about 8 Gauge shotguns loaded with slugs for home defense and Desert Eagle 50 AE for everyday carry.
I try not to say anything because it generally encourages them.

People like this obviously do not have role models outside of the movie theatres and I wouldn't want to risk ridiculing them to point break.

-snowy

 

[madgunsmith]

Help me out here. Surely the guy depicted in that link is only kidding?

I can't believe that the guy is serious.


Mad.

 

[Dooty]

Somebody please tell me that they are not real weapons??? PLEASE!!!
Only one word springs to mind...... PLONKER