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I can't quite find the words for this one.....
 

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Cooper said, “Sam’s not sure where he picked this skill of identifying horses’ sexuality up – we’re very impressed with it. It’s a pity it didn’t come up in his Finals.”
Completely ridiculous, but that quote is darn humorous.

John
 
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a horse called "gay"

I read this article and I became concerned. I went out to the paddock and summoned my two equines. I ask them if they were "gay". They just kind of twitched there ears and requested treats.

Boy there is some really weird stuff in the news.
 

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Maybe they thought you were asking them if they were happy.
 
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horses

Muzzleblast,

Yea, they are a couple of happy guys, they get treated real well. They deserve it to.

Tom
 

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There ya go!

Now, if you see them wearing pink saddles and and prancing around to "YMCA" playing in the background, you have a problem.
 

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Now, if you see them wearing pink saddles and and prancing around to "YMCA" playing in the background, you have a problem.
**** he has a money solution there lol, just imagine the cash you could rake in by having shows and renting them out to circuses
 

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I punched a horse cause I was out all night around this lake fishing and woke up to a horse rubbing his ass on the bumper of my car. I yelled at him but it did no good, so I hit him. Who wants a horse rubbin his ass on their car. SD
 

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If you would have punched some of our ranch horses, they would have stopped rubbing, and kicked holes in your grill. :D
 

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This one just stopped looked at me for a second and trotted his ass off. My buddies that were there swore they heard the horse laugh at me when I hit it. I mean I use to kickbox and weigh in at 190lb at 6'3 and this horse acted like nothin ever happened. I am not sure if he stopped cause I hit him or cause he was just done scratchin. Either way it was pretty funny.
 

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Hmm... If those had been Russian police, I would have thought they just wanted to wringle some money from the guy, and found insulting poor horsey enough.
 
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pink saddles

I went and checked out my horse's saddles and tack. No change in style or color...... I was getting worried for a bit. I was watching them play fight the other day.... so they haven't changed. When they want to redecorate the barn I will be worried.
 
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