[madgunsmith]

All right folks, here's your chance to have a good laugh at my expense.


I was in court today, and I was back in the cells interviewing a client. The &%$**#@# idiot in the next cell thought it would be funny to urinate on the floor. And I didn't realize what he was doing.

In short order I was standing in a puddle of urine. My feet were actually wet. And I had to go the whole day in court with piss-soaked shoes.

Sometimes, I really hate criminals. Sometimes I wish I was a prosecutor or an investigator.

But I'm not. I'm just


Mad

 

[cody221]

hahahaha thats hilarious......lol i'm sorry

 

[Dead Roman]

i was gonna try and beat you out with some of my bad day stories.....







imma just let it go..

 

[muzzleblast]

UGH

No more crying here about my jobs

 

[mlammers]

Mad,

Been there done that, also been puked on, spat on, had guys crap in my car, Criminals suck, and most times they know exactly what they are doing. Youhave my sympathy, and my respect most attys I know would have went home, and not stuck it out.

 

[Hectorvictorious]

Well, there is that ONE time when I...

OH. He said human pee, didn't he? Yeah, you win Mad. That's plain disgusting in any line of work.

 

[Jeff_850]

WOW!!! yea if i were you today id wish i was a DA

 

[muzzleblast]

I was a jailor for a lil while at our version of a small town "county lock-up"...happy nothing that gross happened to me

 

[sniperdog-alpha1]

If I was you that prisoner would of gotten the beating of his life, or I might treat him as I do my puppy, and rub his nose in it and tell him bad boy, either way I would of put my foot up his ass. Sorry to hear that man, next time beat him, criminals don't deserve rights.

 

[mele]

Errr, well, I suspect someone will bring it up, so I guess I will in a nice polite manner.

Contrary to what we would all LIKE to do, we just can't go around and beat the heck out of people, wether a convicted felon or not, or wether they urinated on your shows or not....

I tend to prefer the 175gr method.... errrr, I mean I like to just smile at them knowing that I get to go home to the comfort of my wife and kids when I'm done for the day.... (Thats a joke for all of you that might be fishing for some ammunition against good law abiding gun owners)

MEL

 

[muzzleblast]

Although the guests in my hotel were well behaved I have to give serious props to you guys who do it on a daily basis as a career...man, I dunno how long I could do that for. I'll stick to whining because someone took the last of the coffee for now. Good job, and staying professional in the face of that stuff takes more guts than layin' the smack down. I'd probably just end up bitchy around my friends and folks all the time.

Ah yes. If anyone Mel mentioned is loading up on ammo against gun owners...don't forget, you'll find lotsa cops at the range, and maybe carrying off duty...you might not even know they're cops...but remember they're the people you call when you need help

 

[mlammers]

I live 35 miles from work, so I can unwind after days like Mad had, before I get home to the wife and kids. I remember one guy I took to jail that pissed himself in my car, fought me geting him out, so I had his piss all over me and the car. Jail sent a trustee to clean the car for me. Doc rejected the prisoner, so back to the hospital we go, but by now he crapped himself, which was running down his leg too. Trustee was coming in as we were going out, smelled him, and said Hope you come back later. About 4hrs later I slated him in, and the same trustee was assigned to clean the car again. Bet that guy had good time in jail courtesy of the trustee.

 

[madgunsmith]

Well today is another day. And today I'm wearing new shoes.



Mad

 

[JRP3]

Don't forget to to declare the new shoes as tax deductible! Or at the very least bill the client you were visiting. :twisted:

John

 

[sniperdog-alpha1]

I know that you can't beat the criminals into submission, but god knows I would want to.

 

[AK]

Luckily for miscreants, people with more self-control than me are enforcing the law.

 

[madgunsmith]

He went to jail today.

I was back in court today where I had the rich satisfaction of watching someone go to jail. The guy who went to jail was the same guy who pissed on the floor the other day. He plead guilty to his charges and was taken away.

I normally derive no pleasure in seeing someone check in at the Greybar Hotel, but in this case I made an exception.

Mad

 

[muzzleblast]

He who laughs last...

Bon Voyage, and don't drop the soap!

 

[Cannon fodder]

Sounds like a karma thing to me! Good riddance to another scumbag. Glad to know he is where he belongs.

 

[LONG TRA'NG]

Mad,

Been there done that, also been puked on, spat on, had guys crap in my car, Criminals suck, and most times they know exactly what they are doing.

Same here Mlammers but that is the good thing about being a military cop i have high enough to where i dont have to clean that crap out. someone else does it now. i did my time with that stuff.